“Wanker,” Sharon snapped and the phone rang again, “Weatherfield Pedo supplies,” she said “How may I help you?”
“You’re fucking disgusting!” the voice boomed over the speaker phone, “You should be hung from a Lamp Post by your gonads!”
“I don’t have gonads sir,” Sandra continued, “But we do have a full range of Pedophile and Dog sex videos in VHS and Betamax formats, as well as CD’s and downloads.”
“Oh,” says the bloke, “That’s sick!” and puts the phone down. “Oh, little,” the Pedo replied. xx video so we just cautioned him and smacked him up a bit to sort of remind him he mustn’t be a bad boy when he looked in the mirror at his busted nose and the gaps where his teeth used to be.
Actors:
Kelly Wright / Mark Wright
