Are you alright?”
“Yes! Was she going to die now? xx video peachy…”
Noelle started. Noelle whimpered, suffering from the hot fever of sex. “Ho-hold-d-d ooOoOOonn!” Noelle moaned, waves of pleasure cascading through her body. Noelle whimpered a staccato of “Ah”s, thrilling at the good vibrations. As though to answer her growing list of questions, her laptop chimed, notifying her of a new e-mail. “Well, get to it!”
The tentacle trilled then moved toward her. Noelle’s legs stiffened and she fell back onto the bed, groaning all the way. Sign up now, and your trial order will reach you within five minutes, guaranteed!”
Noelle was no stranger to online porn adverts. Noelle had enough energy to lift up her head and see the tentacle vanish beneath her bed. The e-mail binged a notification. It just barely didn’t fit.
